the last parody id expect
Lamps? man thats weird. This is the first flash I've watched since submitting my Lemmings: Deus Ex Machina (i've been so bogged down with reviews and emails) and i have to say this is hillarious. The most satirical part would have to be the "illegal use of extension cords and piggybacking surge protectors(or watever theyre called)" you have a VERY unique sense of humour, i hope to see more from you.
had a couple laughs
the funniest part was the 90% population, 10% not population. Satirical Gold! However, poor graphics and droning tired voice acting dragged this down a bit. Put more effort into your future work
great audio production value
its great to see flashes with professional grade voice acting and music direction, but the core of the flash doesn't hold together too well. The animation is sub-par for NG, and the story is bouncing, chaotic. I personally hate anime, so maybe i'm a little bias to the whole thing.
I had to give you zero overall
this is almost EXACTLY the same as the submissions "The truth behind Newgrounds" and "The truth behind the angry Smiley". (the suspicious emails, the pictures with the alien, all the same) Even the ending was the same! Make something original instead of stealing peoples ideas
bleh
maybe i'd like this if i liked anime and nintendo. But, I HATE anime, and i HATE nintendo. Too bad so much effort went into something that isn't really very funny. Don't get me wrong some of the graphics are through the roof, but it lacked the right pacing to be funny. it was all to slow.
I HATE CLOCKS!!!!
Clocks are by far the laziest form of animation. At least stickmen are animated. But no, quality stick flashes get blammed, while this worthless stack of severed flacid penises gets through with above 2! The system fails again
crap
First of all, u didnt actually animate it. When stickman was moving his arms around, u didnt put in the inbetweens at all, u just made the extremes which is extremely lazy (no pun intented). o, and wow, having stickman act really stupid, how did u ever think that up? and other stickman shooting bombs?! You are soo original. And wait, the bombs all explode?! Fuckhead, YOU ARE A GENIUS! How could anybody be as original as you?! O, and one last thing, it wasn't funny.... at all. I didn't even see any jokes in there, and if there were jokes, then they were too much of a cliche to even notice them
Next time, insult someone who isnt miles higher than you. Sure, this is a good animation, so why did i hate it? Why did you hate Dustballs work? Watch "Play" by Dustball, and se if his animation is lazy. It's some of the most lifelike animation on newgrounds.
Keep animating, you've got some talent
HAHAHA! so wait, lemme get this straight, u think that "Play" is good animation and not lazy?!?! in case u didn't know, which u obviously didn't, he didn't animate "Play". he acted it all out himself, videotaped it, then traced it in flash. thats the only reason that it doesn't seem lazy and looks lifelike, it's actually him acting it out. And i'm not allowed to critisize someone just because they have more skills at animating then me? (just for the record, he isn't better at animating me, this is just a crappy stick movie, im making actual good animations right now) If this was the case, then almost half of the people on newgrounds would would be required to vote 5 on all movies because they are worse animators then the artists, thats not how it works. Also, you reviewed my movie by presenting another review by me. you reviewed my review, not my movie. geez, if i wanted opinions on my reviews i want them from the actual artist, not some shmo who also has only one animation. (it isn't even that good). In fact, the only actual review of my animation u put into that was "Keep animating, you've got some talent". Wow, thanks for the constructive critizism, next time i make a flash movie i'll try to remember the awe inspiring words of wisdom that you have blessed upon me.... asshole.
broken
k the preloader doesnt work, and the replay button doesnt work. So its pretty much impossible to watch it start to finish without it stopping. Not that it matters tho. Its not very funny at all. the only funny part was "Well thats an erotic way to kill someone". Maybe spend more than a day on the next one
im not going to touch this contreversy bomb
i dont want my fingerprints on it. it's ironic though, the second review says "You have lots of hope for the future"
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