BlackFlameStudios's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Halo Armageddon]

good idea, bad production

insanely slow, repetitious audio clips, repetitious movie clip symbols, and overall lame action. Good for a first though.

[Email!!]

"My new penis is a gigantic monster! AWESOME!"

Great style, freaking hilarious, and good voices. Keep 'em coming

[story of a loser]

Take that you hoser!

Maybe its because things are different here in Canada, or maybe its because im not a self loathing loser, but i didn't find this very effective. In my school, the only fights that ever happen are between the "cool" people (unless you count Weber when he gets shit-kicked). Nerds are left to their nerdly ways.

I don't really care if this is your "life story" and every loser out there is empathizing with you.

P.S. At least it didn't end with the fag killing himself like half of these other crappy Emo flashes.

[Safety At work.]

A little taste

If it was just a little bit longer with more creative deaths, this would be an instant classic. It's still excellent for what it is, though.

[The Life of a Ninja 2]

fresh

most of the jokes are new and creative, not overused and derivative like the rest of the crap out there. Fell short of a ten because of slow animation.

Uruguay and Paraguay had it coming. Good for nothin freeloadin' jerks. lol

[Gooberstory]

outdoes your "Nim's Winter Tale"

Holy God.

Unlike most of the ignorant kids on Newgrounds, I understand the whole moral behind this. This is simply the most amazing flash out there, besides your other work, Nim's Winter Tale.

I repeat, Holy God.

[Nim's Winter tale]

MY EYES!

That was a retinal orgasm! The visuals were stunning, smooth, hell they were perfect!. Its great to see a refreshing good hearted flash that isn't retarded like "There she is". This beats every other flash into the ground in terms of graphical quality.

[Dr. Shroud: BITB, Part 1]

like eating jalepeno ice cream

fucking weird. The black and white was almost funny, but the rest was completely serious and weird. Little things that bugged me:
1. THE ANIMATION! The graphics were superb, but the animation was just heartless tweening. Really dragged the atmosphere down to the ground (and kicked it in the head)
2. The plot. It wasn't pulled off smoothly enough. The story itself was solid, but the tweening slowed the pace to a stop.
3. Little details like the fact that the biohazard box was lying next to the secretary's desk, in the open like that.

Smooth it out next time, and quicken the pace a little with less shamefull tweens.

[To Kill A Clock '05]

I HATE CLOCKS!!!!

Bout time somebody made a flash were those shitbags finally get killed. It would have been more effective if it wasn't a clock doing the killing. Oh well, as long as someone is sticking it to those buttfuckers out there who make that worthless shit

[Demolition Squid]

Damn near perfect

I laughed my friggin face off! "NOT ON MY WATCH YOU SON OF A CHURCH!" o man thats prime. I haven't given a ten in a while, but there you go. I'm still laughing as i right this. Definately going in my favorites