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Unbalanced

So much effort put into the graphics, but such a boring and predictable plot. Ever since Lord Of The Rings, every fantasy story has been about the dark lord trying to get the ______ of _____ (ring of power, sword of power), just felt like we've seen it before, again and again and again. On the other hand, great graphics, cool effects, and decent voice acting

allow me to elaborate

Graphics: Sprites=ZERO, the only thing you drew was a little circle of a mouth.
Style: You moved sprites to a song we've all heard before.
Sound: IM SICK OF THAT SONG! THE ORIGINAL WAS KIND OF FUNNY, BUT STOP REMAKING IT!
Violence: needs no elaboration
Humour: Stop over milking a dead cow

LordOfKetchup responds:

Allow me to criticize: Ahem.
Graphics Review: Many of my sprites were custom made, it took me a very long time to organize everything and make all those.

Sound Review: So am I.

Interactivity Review: Doesn't a play button and credits button and replay button have interactivity? You should carefully grade each category before submitting your review.

Style Review: Umm, yes. Thanks for stating the obvious. That's style how?

Violence Review: ...

Humor Review: Umm, I don't think that's a real phrase. Maybe you're looking for the phrase "Beating a dead horse into the ground"?

Overall: Okay, I was 12 when I made this. I'm 13 now, what do you expect? I think this is pretty damn good for a 12 year old. t(._.t)

If it wasn't video games, it'd be long deleted

you managed to strike the key demographic here: video game obsessed fags. Thats the reason simple sprite movies get in the top 50. It drives me crazy, knowing that their are truly good flashes being overlooked by crap like this. It was put together well, but it has no content whatsoever. deserves nothing over 2/5 (if anything)

(now all the fags will bash me for bashing this. Go ahead, do your worst, your still fags)

well

I can clearly see the Ren and Stimpitude of this flash. WAIT! Thats not a bad thing, infact thats a very good thing. However, the one thing Ren and Stimpy had that nothing else had was the beautiful animation and graphics. I don't expect you to live up to the talent behind Ren and Stimpy (Lord knows no one can) but this animation was sub-par for frame by frame. Its better than most out there, but animation is all this flash had.
Not saying it was bad, just lacked something; it felt hollow.

meh

when i saw "all frame by frame" i got excited, but i was dissapointed wen i read your comments. It just didn't suit me. Some of it was cool (how quick and smooth it was) but somethings weren't (the crappy rainbow squares)

i feel sorry for you

So many flash submisions, and yet no recognition. Thats a sign to sit down, delete all those small pointless flashes, and make something good. My second flash ever is ranked #63. Why? Because i thought it out, worked hard for six months, and smoothed out the rough edges.

Lion_L

Static responds:

Hey, I don't care. Not like I would take your adivce anyways :D

failed

this slaps Rammstein in the face. The song is about being pure, free from the clutches of an industrial society. This is just a (well done) load of crap aimed at horny losers. Use your animation skills for something besides this garbage.

man, riddled with satire

the finest joke was the "bigger than the beatles" that was true genius, but i laughed harder wen billy's eyes were goin crazy. this is awesome stuff

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Hooooooo boy. You are a funny feller. Why wasn't this frontpaged??? i can't feel my face i laughed so hard (sssiiingiingg traanssiitii-) oh man. Other episodes were much wittier, but this one maybe me laugh harder. NEVER STOP THE SERIES!!!

good graphics, not thought out

first, if china invaded north korea, the US would back them. The US has been looking for a reason to blow those fuckers up since the gulf war. I'm not saying China wouldn't invade North Korea, I'm saying that the US wouldn't attack the chinese for it. Second, If China wanted to attack Manhattan, they would most likely go over the top of the world, over canada (lord knows we Canadians could never stop them!) and straight to new york. you're thinking of the world on a map, not a globe. And finally, the music, while it synced up pretty good, the transition was miserable, and some of it didn't really suit the situation.

*you really know how to draw aircraft though*

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