BlackFlameStudios's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Magic Blue Knife]

Wow, I've never seen that before </sarcasm>

Random violence=hillarious
Whatever you did=Le crap

bilyuhs responds:

I know, who in the hell orders –jam- on the side? Duh.

[The Final Revenge]

i hated it

But i still voted three for a PP because Final Fantasy bullshit never gets blammed

PlexityMusic responds:

But why!?

[The Real Mortal Kombat: 2]

Big dissapointment

Christ, dude, screw "Mike Reeves", he sucks at voice acting. You are waaaaay better. The voices in the first were hillarious and clear. Here they are blurry and lame. DO THE VOICES IN THE NEXT ONE!

Graphics: Simple and clean characters, but some sloppy backrounds (The bathroom near the end in particular; the animation was horrible [maybe that was your co-animator?])

Style: The whole video game parody genre is pretty lame (as is this), but RMK1 was hillarious. Seriously, you can do much better. Stop thinking it out and just run with it. (AND DO THE VOICES)

Sound: Bad voices. Plain and simple.

Violence:...or lack there of...

Interactivity: Needs no elaboration

Humor: Didn't even chuckle. If you had done Scorpions voice, that one part would have been HILARIOUS!...but alas, because of that, it was just sad.

So yeah, the bad audio kinda screwed you there. Hope you read this.

Lionel Hounjet
Black.Flame.Studios

[Martha's Revenge]

Huh...

Well, it made no sense, and its kinda old news.

[life: a sticky note]

it was like an e-card

Bleh, todays submissions must have sucked, if 3.87 gets the daily feature.

[Negative 001 - The Call]

Pendulum

The graphics were well animated, but some were drawn poorly. The voices were clear, but somewhat poorly acted. ("Don't just stand there" sounded like a Scooby Doo character)
Overall, it had excellent execution, but it was short, and fell short.

[The Morgue]

I liked it

This is the definition of absurd. I love how you took an old radio play or something and turned it into a wacky quasi-freakshow (thats nice internal satire right there). Though the sound went a bit off-sync near the end, overall it had nice audible execution (save for a few songs that felt overused/out of place). And to one of the earlier reviews, how in any way was this like Sin City? Just because something is stylish and out of the ordinary, you instantly compare it to something that is in one way simaliar and like fifty ways different.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Thank you.

As for the sound going off-sync, I know.

FLashMx (not the 2004 one) has a glitch that makes things with lots of sound go off-sync after a while.
I managed to fix it for the most part with some silent music keeping everything streamed. You should have seen it before!

Sound was occuring 10 seconds before mouths. I was sad. :/

[Coleoptera Bibliophile]

Simply genius

I wrote a huge long review for it (my wrist are on fire from writing it), but when i submitted it, it said i was trying to "auto-submit"

Long story short, this film is great. It delivers bleeding and black satire on the American Idiocy.

This is a post i made in the BBS, replying to a kid you had made the topic "Isn't USA Great?" topic.

"When I was passing through a small town in the United States, i stopped at a store. It was there that i saw government food stamps for the first time. Pretty much everyone there was using them. But then, even in this obviously poor town, i walked to the freezer, which had 7 different brands of brocolli. There is the rift in your society. Even the brocolli has been branded. Even though there are people struggling to survive, neglected and stuck (in your own country, nevermind the other nations), the rest of you get to sit in your comfortable chairs, wearing $160 worth of brand name clothes made by a 6 year old tiawanese girl, watching $14.5 billion-budget movies on your flat screen plasma tvs, with a bowl of brand name snacks and some fast food, maybe a little beer to wash it down.

And then gloat."

You should watch the film "29 Day War" by Helmi Bastami here on newgrounds. Its one of my favorites (on all mediuims)

[Flying]

too sloooow

Too slow, with very little animation, poor direction, and crappy text boxes (use dynamic text instead and you wont have to use so many) (better yet use a microphone). And as for GAMECUBICLE stealing the idea, its a very generic idea, and i have my doughts that he actually ever saw it (997 views isnt very many). Good luck for the future

[Don't you forget about B]

Thought you had a perfect 10/10 average

Take that you good for nothing. This whole clock day is retarded

TangClock responds:

that hurts:( but that isnt going to help anything. i will still be a clock. every clock will. expect many clockdays to come.